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Welcome
to the Bongz.com Cooking Guide. This section is to
help people cook elevating meals for themselves or their friends.
Most of this material was shamelessly stolen off the net,
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Stoney Brownies |
Chocolate Truffles |
Oatmeal Squares |
Scooby Snacks |
Caramel Corn |
Smooth & Creamy choclopottie ice cream
| Marijuana Ice
| Pork and Beans
and Pot | The
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Sauce | Marijuana
Loaf | Chili
Bean Pot | Apple
Pot | Marijuana
Brownies | Banana
Bread | Sesame
Seed Marijuana Cookies | Bhang
Recipe | Hot
Redneck Red Pepper GANJA Linguine |
Christmas Jailhouse Shrimp with Puna Butterand
Wedge Fries | CHEF
RA's Summer Toasties
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This is the food of paradise- 0f Baudelaire's
Artificial Paradises: it might provide an entertaining
refreshment for a Ladies' BridgeClub or a chapter
meeting of the DAR. In Morocco it is thought to
be good for warding off the common cold in damp
winter weather and is, indeed, more effective if
taken with large quantities of hot mint tea. Euphoria
and brilliant storms of laughter; ecstatic reveries
and extensions of one's personality on several simultaneous
planes are to be complacently expected. Almost anything
Saint Theresa did, you can do better if you can
bear tobe ravished by "un evenouissement reveille"
Take 1 teaspoon black peppercorns, 1 whole nutmeg,
4 average sticks of cinnamon, 1 teaspoon coriander.
These should all be pulverized in a mortar. About
a handful each of stoned dates, dried figs, shelled
almonds and peanuts: chop these and mix them together.
A bunch of cannabis sativa can be pulverized.
This along with the spices should be dusted over
the mixed fruit and nuts, kneaded together. About
a cup of sugar dissolved in a big pat of butter.
Rolled into a cake and cut into balls about the
size of a walnut, it should be eaten with care.
Two pieces are quite sufficient.
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This is a traditional Indian recipe, given a slightly
Aztec flavor.
STEP ONE. BASIC CANNA BUTTER RECIPE.
Take four ounces of chopped leaf or two ounces
of heads, and an equal quantity of gee or butter
and place in a vessel. Add a pintof water, and
slow boil for 1 - 3 hours allowing the fat molecules
to dissolve most of the THC.
Leave saucepan to cool and settle, then place
in the refrigerator. Wait until the butter sets,
then take the layer of canna butter off the stinking
brew. Most of the THC will be concentrated in
the canna butter. Refrigerate for later use.
STEP TWO. CHOCOLATE MAJOON
Take 2 lbs. of sugar, and adding a little water,
placeit in a saucepan over a stove. When the sugar
dissolves and froths, two ounces of milk are added;.
A thick scum rises and is removed. More milk and
a little water are added from time to time, and
the boiling continued about an hour, the solution
being carefully stirred until it becomes an adhesive
clear syrup, ready to solidify on a cold surface.
Four ounces of powdered chocolate are stirred
in, and lastly the canna butter is introduced,
brisk stirring being continued for a few minutes.
A few drops of rose water are then quickly sprinkled
in, and the mixture poured from the sauce pan
onto a flat cold dish or slab where it solidifies
into a thin cake, which is divided into small
lozenge shaped pieces.
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Ingredients: One bag of Hershey's Chocolate Chips
A quartercup of powdered sugar [ optional: if
you want it sweeter ;) ] A quarter ounce of your
best buds
In a double boiler, melt the chocolate chips until
slightly chunky. Then in a blender, put buds in
until they are finely chopped. Then add the chopped
buds into the chocolate. Add sugar if you want.
Mix all together, let it stay on heat for about
five minutes. Take off heat and let cool slightly.
Grease a baking sheet or a candy bar shaping pan
andpour the mixture into it. Freeze the chocolate
mixture until completely firm. (Keep away
from baking soda otherwise it will get that weird
baking soda taste.) Cut into two inch bars. Then
Enjoy!!
I put the minimum amount of buds in the recipe,
of course you can use more. About three or four
bars should give you a good buzz.
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Just make a regular chocolate chip cookie batch,
your very favorite kind. Then look at the weed
you're gonna cook with and decide how many cookies
you'd like it to make. So if you've got say a
couple joint's worth, make maybe 3 or 4 cookies
with it. Experiment with amounts. Maybe you've
got just enough for one cookie.
Then to make sure all the THC is properly isomerized
by heat (something I'm not sure would otherwise
happen given the short cooking time and relatively
low mid-cookie temperature), saute the weed in
a bit of vegetable oil in a little pan or pot
at a low-med temperature 'til it'snice and aromatic
and getting just a bit crispy and darker, but
*not* to the point of toasted, brown, or god forbid,
burnt in any way. Cool theoil/weed mixture down,
then add however may cookies' worth of dough tothe
pan, mix it all up to get all the weed and now-psychoactive
green oil blended in, and then dollop out your
special green cookies onto the baking sheet along
with their paler non-psychedelic brethren and
bake away!
Hint: don't use too much oil to precook
the weed, or the cookies will be too, well, oily.
Variation: don't use any oil at all to
precookthe weed, just stir it around in a dry
pan, being again very careful not to burn any.
I'm not sure which works best in terms of THC
utilization- with oil or without, but I feel a
bit safer using some oil because the heat is more
evenly distributed and there's less chance of
burning.
This last technique, cooking the weed in a dry
pan, isfrom the famous early 70's primer "A Child's
Garden of Grass" and doeswork very well if you're
careful not to burn, allowing you to add the isomerized
toasted grass to almost anything. I particularly
like sprinkling it ontoast with butter and honey.
Yummy!
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The good doctor put this recipe on some broadsheets
and handed them out at a Folk Music Festival.
The organizers got upset, sodoc delivered the
remainder of the samples to some thankful musicians.
Here's the recipe part of that sheet for your
research and enjoyment.
You trim leaves 10 cm long from the main and 8
cm long from the side shoots to get flower sites
to proliferate, right? What to do with 'useless'
leaf while waiting for females to bloom?
- 150
gm butter (salty)
- 200
gm dark chocolate
- 1
cup raw sugar
- 3
60 gm eggs
- 1/2
cup plain flour
- Nutmeg
and Cinnamon
- 2
tbsp vanilla essence
- 2-3
oz dried ground leaf
- 1/4
cup chopped nuts (if desired)
Pre-heat
oven to 175c, grease baking dish @ 25x35cm. Overlow
heat, melt butter and chocolate stirring constantly.
Remove from heat and add spices, sugar and eggs.
Stir until smooth, add flour, nuts and powdered
leaf. Stir well (add dash of skim milk
if necessary), pour into pan and bake for 20 to
25 mins. Cool and cut into 16 to 30 squares according
to bravado. Lasts 6 hours.
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- 12
ounces semi-sweet chocolate chips
- 4
Tablespoons Green Butter*
- 1/4
cup superfine white granulated sugar
- 2
egg yolks, beaten
- 1
cup finely chopped blanched almonds
- 1/3
cup liqueur ( Kahlua or Gran Marnier, etc.)
- chocolate
decorates, chopped blanched almonds, or
sweetened powered cocoa to roll the truffles
in.
To
make Green Butter: take at least 4 oz. of
shake leaf ( a good place to use up those harvest
trimmings) place it in a pot with approximately
8 cups of water. Bring this to the simmering
boil and add one pound of butter. Simmer this
for at least 2 hours. Strain off liquid. Put
a couple of cups of boiling water over the residual
leaf to rinse more of the butter off the leaf:
I use a potato ricer to squeeze the restout
of the leaf. Place all the liquid in wide bowl
( makes it easier to work with if a wide bowl).
Allow this to cool then place in refrigerator.The
butter will float to the top, and you can lift
it off. Discard the remaining liquid. Use the
Green Butter in recipes, or can eat on toast,etc.,
potent at this stage! You can freeze the Green
Butter in a covered container for future use.
To make Truffles: Melt chocolate in double
boiler, and gradually add in the butter. Add
sugar and cook, stirring constantly, until the
sugar is dissolved. Remove from heat and allow
to cool as much as possible without letting
it harden. Take about one to two table spoons
of the hot chocolate mixture and stir into the
egg yolks to warm them before adding to the
rest of the chocolate mixture, then stir in.
Add almonds and mix well. Stir in liqueur. Allow
this to cool and then put in the refrigerator
to harden. When it firms up. use a spoon (I
use a melon baller) to scoop up enough to make
a ball about one and a half inches in diameter.
Roll the ball in your palms. to form a ball.
Then roll the ball into the chocolate decorates
or almonds or whatever. Place in little paper
cups for presentation.
Tips: To make superfine granulated sugar
( if you don't want to buy it) place regular
sugar in a blender and whiz it- but not too
much or you'll end up with powered sugar.
Also, I try to make several flavored batches at
a time and "match" the stuff I roll them in
with the type of flavored liqueur.For example,
with the Gran Marnier I use the choc. decorates;
with Frangelico, almonds, and Kahlua, powdered
cocoa sweetened with powdered sugar. I amsure
there are a zillion combinations.
These make perfect holiday gifts for those 'special'
friends.The Truffles freeze very well for storage.
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Pot Butter
- 2
oz average grade pot
- 1
cup butter
- 2
cups water
boil together for 1 hour. Strain hot mix, rinse
with more hot water to wash out the butter from
the pot. Let it stand in a cool place. The butter
should harden on top of the water. Skim off and
save the butter; throw out the gross water and
the boiled pot, both have served their purpose.
- 2
cups oatmeal
- 1
cup brown sugar
- 2
squares unsweetened bakers chocolate melted
- your
1 cup of pot butter melted
Mix and spread
in 7 X 9 pan, then bake at 350 F. for 25 mins.
Mark squares, 2 X 2 inch, before pan cools for
easier removal. Enjoy.
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- 2
cups flour
- 2
eggs
- 1
cup quaker dry oatmeal
- 1
tbsp vanilla
- 1/2
cup cocoa
- 1/2
cup sugar
- 1/4
pound (1 stick) butter
- 1
tbsp walnut extract
- 1
oz. of finely ground cannabis
Preheat oven
to 350 degrees. Combine all ingredients in a large
mixing bowl. If there is not enough liquid to mix
all ingredients after 5 minutes of stirring, add
a tiny amount of milk to aid in mixing of remaining
ingredients. Taste batter before cooking and adjust
amount of sugar to your liking. Place on a lightly
greased cookie sheet and bake for 8 to 12 minutes,
depending on how large you made your cookies. Can
be cooked for a shorter time for chewier cookies,
or a longer time for drier, crisp cookies.
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CARAMEL CORN, Tasmanian Style
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Ingredients
(amounts vary with amount of butter used)
- A
fair wad of ready prepared butter (I find
it works betterif no water is added in this
recipe, and use freshly prepared butter ifpossible.)
- Brown
Sugar (about twice as much as the butter)
- Popcorn
and a dash of oil to cook it in.
Prepare
the butter in the usual way, except, as mentioned
above, don't use water in the recipe as the butter
works better when freshly made rather than having
sat overnight.
Slowly add brown sugar, making sure that the stove
is only on low heat. Don't strain the butter,
as the sugar caramelizes around the pot.
When the sugar is completely dissolved, and is
going to a toffee type texture, take off heat
and allow to cool for a moment, but make sure
it stays liquid. If you want some variety, then
add some icecream topping . I find that either
Caramel, Strawberry or Blueberry work best.
Prepare the popcorn in the usual manner.
Pour the caramel mixture over the popcorn, and
put it in the fridge for a while, until the caramel
has hardened.
Eat while watching movies, it should hit hard
right in the middle. Be careful if you have made
it strong, once when I made this with a few friends,
I put about 1/4 oz of bud in and the night ended
up with most of the people curled up into little
balls, shivering and generally freaking out. Unless
you enjoy that type of thing, of course.
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Smooth & CreamyCocoPot Ice Cream
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Ingredients:
- 6
oz. swiss chocolate
- 2
1/4 cup custard(pre-made)
- 1
1/4 cup whipped cream, whipped
- 1/4
oz skunk or Northern lights
Method:
melt chocolate (either in microwave or in double
boiler). Using a rubber spatula put chocolate
in with custard and mix well. Using a rubber spatula
fold pre whipped cream into the above mixture.
Put all into a plastic container cover and freeze,
if in freezer for a long time set out at room
temperature for 2-3 mins. Serve 3 scoops on small
dessert plate and top with chocolate shavings.
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1 can condensed beef broth
3 tablespoons marijuana
3 tablespoons lemon juice
1/2 can water
3 tablespoons
chopped watercress
Combine all ingredients in a saucepan an bring
to a boil over medium heat. Place in a refrigerator
for two to three hours, reheat, and serve.
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1 large can pork and beans
1/2 cup marijuana
4 slices bacon
1/2 cup light molasses
1/2 teaspoon hickory salt
3 pineapple rings
Mix together in a casserole, cover top with pineapple
and bacon, bake at 350 degrees for about 45 minutes.
Serves about six.
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1 lb. hamburger
1/4 cup chopped
onions
1 can cream of mushroom soup
1/4 cup bread crumbs
3 tablespoons
Marijuana
3 tablespoons India relish
Mix it up and shape into meatballs. Brown in frying
pan and drain. Place in a casserole with soup
and 1/2 cup water, cover and cook over low heat
for about 30 minutes. Feeds about four people.
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1 can tomato paste
2 tablespoons
olive oil
1/2 cup chopped onions
1/2 cup chopped marijuana
1 pinch pepper
1 can water
(6 oz)
1/2 clove minced garlic
1 bay leaf
1 pinch thyme
1/2 teaspoon
salt
Mix in a large pot, cover and shimmer with frequent
stirring for two hours. Serve over spaghetti.
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1 packet onion soup mix
1 can whole peeled tomatoes (16 oz)
1/2 cup chopped marijuana
2 lbs. ground beef
1 egg
4 slices bread, crumbed
Mix all ingredients and shape into a loaf. Bake
for one hour in 400 degree oven. Serves about
six.
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2 lbs. pinto beans
1 lb. bacon,
cut into two inch sections
2 cups red
wine
4 tablespoons chili powder
1/2 clove garlic
1 cup chopped
marijuana
1/2 cup mushrooms
Soak beans overnight in water. In a large pot
pour boiling water over beans and simmer for at
least an hour, adding more water to keep beans
covered. Now add all other ingredients and continue
to simmer for another three hours. Salt
to taste. Serves about ten.
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4 apples (cored)
1/2 cup brown
sugar
1/4 cup water
4 cherries
1/3 cup chopped marijuana
2 tablespoons cinnamon
Powder the marijuana in a blender, then mix it
with sugar and water. Stuff cores with this paste.
Sprinkle apples with cinnamon, and top with a
cherry. Bake for 25 minutes at 350 degrees.
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1/2 cup flour
3 tablespoons
shortening
2 tablespoons honey
1 egg (beaten)
1 tablespoon water
1/2 cup marijuana
pinch of salt
1/4 teaspoon
baking powder
1/2 cup sugar
2 tablespoons
corn syrup
1 square melted chocolate
1 teaspoon vanilla
1/2 cup chopped
nuts
Sift flour, baking powder, and salt together.
Mix shortening, sugar, honey, syrup, and egg.
Then blend in chocolate and other ingredients,
mix well. Spread in an eight inch pan and bake
for 20 minutes at 350 degrees.
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1/2 cup shortening
2 eggs
1 teaspoon lemon juice
3 teaspoons baking powder
1 cup sugar
1 cup mashed
bananas
2 cups sifted flour
1/2 cup chopped
marijuana
1/2 teaspoon salt
1 cup chopped
nuts
Mix the shortening and sugar, beat eggs, and add
to mixture. Separately mix bananas with lemon
juice and add to the first mixture. Sift flour,
salt, and baking powder together, then mix all
ingredients together. Bake for 1 1/4 hours at
375 degrees.
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Sesame Seed Marijuana Cookies
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3 oz ground roast sesame seeds
3 tablespoons ground almonds
1/4 teaspoon nutmeg
1/4 cup honey
1/4 teaspoon cinnamon
1/4 oz marijuana
Toasts you can try. Pick a medium sized leaf off
the marijuana plant and dip it into a cup of drawn
butter, add salt, and eat. Lace skillet over low
flame and add 1 tablespoon of salt butter. Allow
it to cook. When cool, roll mixture into little
balls and dip them into the sesame seeds.
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Flavors of India
by Shanta Nimbark Sacharoff.
2 cups water
1 ounce marijuana
(fresh leaves and flowers of a femaleplant preferred)
4 cups warm milk
2 tablespoons
blanched and chopped almonds
1/8 teaspoon
garam masala [a mixture of cloves, cinnamon,and
cardamon]
1/4 teaspoon powdered ginger
1/2 to 1 teaspoon rosewater
1 cup sugar
Bring the water to a rapid boil and pour into
a clean teapot. Remove any seeds or twigs from
the marijuana, add it to the teapot and cover.
Let this brew for about 7 minutes. Now strain
the water and marijuana through a piece of muslin
cloth, collect the water and save. Take the leaves
and flowers and squeeze between your hands to
extract any liquid that remains. Add this to the
water. Place the leaves and flowers in a mortar
and add 2 teaspoons warm milk. Slowly but firmly
grind the milk and leaves together. Gather up
the marijuana and squeeze out as much milk as
you can.
Repeat this process until you have used about
1/2 cup of milk (about 4 to 5 times). Collect
all the milk that has been extracted and place
in a bowl. By this time the marijuana will have
turned into a pulpy mass. Add the chopped almonds
and some more warm milk. Grind this in the mortar
until a fine paste is formed. Squeeze this paste
and collect the extract as before. Repeat a few
more times until all that is left are some fibers
and nut meal. Discard the residue. Combine all
the liquids that have been collected, including
the water the marijuana was brewed in. Add to
this the garam masala, dried ginger and rosewater.
Add the sugar and remaining milk. Chill, serve,
and enjoy.
It seems a bit labor intensive, but then it is
meant asan offering to Shiva.
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HOT REDNECK
RED PEPPER GANJA LINGUINE
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1 lb. hot red pepper linguine
1 1/2 lb. white mushrooms
2 green peppers, cut up
1/8 lb. fine bud or leaf of ganja
1 1/2 stick butter
1/2 pint of
half-and-half cream
4 cloves chopped
garlic
1 cup chopped fresh basil (or 2 tsp. dry basil)
Take the ganja and heat it in butter over moderate
flame. Cook the butter in a double-boiler pot,
making sure you heat itfor at least 20 minutes,
making sure not to burn the butter. Strain out
the leaf and set the butter aside. Cook your linguine,
but not too long. Pour your butter into another
pan and add pepper, garlic and mushrooms, and
sautÈ them a couple of minutes. Then drain the
linguine and add to the sautÈ mixture. Pour in
the cream and let it slowly reduce. The cream
slowly thickens over a low flame. When it boilsoff
the bottom of the pan, you are ready to eat.
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JAILHOUSE
SHRIMP WITH PUNA BUTTER AND WEDGE FRIES
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1 1/2 cups shrimp
1 cup white
vinegar
1 cup vegetable oil
1 cup fresh
basil (finely chopped)
1/3 oz. fine
ganja leaves
1 stick butter or margarine
2 tsp thyme
2 tsp oregano
3 large baking potatoes
1 cup flour
1 tsp cayenne
pepper
2 tsp paprika
1 yellow onion
(finely chopped)
3 cloves of
garlic (finely chopped)
4 tsp good
olive oil
Leave shrimp in shells and marinate them for two
hoursin the white vinegar mixed with basil, thyme
and oregano. Meanwhile, melt the butter or margarine
in a double boiler and addthe ganja. Heat for
20 minutes, making sure not to burn the butter.
Quarter the potatoes into thick wedges. Place
flour, pepper andpaprika into a paper bag. Wet
the potato wedges with water and tossthem in the
flour and spices until they're coated. Fry the
potatoes until golden brown and set aside. Then
sautÈ the onionand garlic in the olive oil and
toss in the shrimp for a couple of minutes, until
they're tender. Dip the shrimp in a dish of warm
puna butter and you sail with Santa RA.
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CHEF RA's
SUMMER TOASTIES
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1 loaf whole-wheat bread
1 cup sliced
avocado
1 lb farmer's cheese (a white, mild cheese)
2 tsp. ground hemp seed
1 tsp. basil
1/4 oz FINE SINSI
1 stick margarine
or butter
To prepare Chef RA's Puna Butter,
melt the butter or margarine in a double boiler
and add the ganja, cooking over a moderate flame
for 20 minutes. (Don't burn the butter!) Strain
out the plant matter and set aside. For the toastie,
place slices of cheese, then avocado, on a piece
of bread. Sprinkle with hemp seeds and basil.
For extra variety, add tomato slices and sprouts
or sun-dried tomatoes, and garlic. Top with another
slice of bread. Then drop a tablespoon of Puna
Butter into a frying pan and grill the toastie
on both sides, using low heat. Grill with as much
butter as you can without burning the bread, covering
the pan to melt the cheese. Get TOASTED, baby!
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